phrases:

stuck between idk, idc and idgaf

jumex:

honestly I just want clean renewable energy and I want it now

bloomsburys:

fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???

basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING

forever-a-dreamerrr:

I like clingy.
I like affection.
I like attention.

mvddsociety:

nelliotstabler:

grandpaq:

awkwardlyacceptable:

imjihlitmoe:

aaliyah-appollonia:

sweetlikesugahcane:

marsincharge:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

Originally posted by jiferati

Oop!!!

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

Patrick convinced spongebob to play on the hooks… Got spongebob caught up . THAT WASN’T A FUCKIN CARNIVAL PATRICK!!

Or when he stole spongebob’s grandma

Yo when that nigga made Spongebob look like a bad noodle

intrude:

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming.